Though somewhat drunk from an evening of carousing with his Rock Star younger brother, the Gay Uncle was able to catch a ride with his Designated Driver mother and swoop into the Key’s Medical Center early this morning to celebrate the arrival of Lev Berk Eggers (8lbs., 5oz.) a new niece, born at 1:09a.m. Thankfully, G.U. did not have to witness any of the biological gnarliness of the actual event, but showed up about a half-hour later, once the little darling was all cleaned up and swadled, and his sister’s lower half had been cosmetically hidden under a clean white hospital blanket. (Operation Nothing!) On seeing the tiny–or not so tiny–baby, the proud Uncle could think only one thing: NEW MATERIAL!!!
