The Gay Uncle cannot believe it: his little niece “Cakes” is turning one today. She is truly one of the most sophisticated and advanced babies in the world, as evidenced by this incredible picture of her engaging her super-powers in order to levitate, as well as render herself invisible to the naked eye. It’s fortunate that the G.U. is a master photographer–as shown in his recently published work in Vanity Fair–allowing him to snap this rare shot on a recent visit to The Keys just before she lifted off and disappeared. He’s pleased that she is still using her powers for good–helping along the cease-fire in Gaza, calling beachable whales back to sea, setting that jet down safely in the Hudson–but hopes that she comes back down to earth in time to enjoy her party, rebuild the engine on her daddy’s ’64 Nova, and complete her new translation of À la recherche du temps perdu which she and Gunc began together during a visit last month.
Happy Birthday, Cakes!!!
Gay Uncle loves you!!!