Want your child to grow up to be a bland and morose cog with no notion of proper self expression, an abiding fear of joy, and a desire to do everything with oppressive levels of caution? Then definitely DON’T buy them any of the stuff on this list. Want them to grow up to be fun, fabulous (and perhaps faggy) car lovers like The Gay Uncle? Then look no further; you have found your recipe book.
Click here. Via Gunc’s pals at Jalopnik.