I spent the night at the Bugatti Chateau. Not in the chateau, mind you. In a geodesic plastic glamping tent outfitted with two air conditioners, a bottle of Costco whiskey, and selected accoutrement from the Bugatti Home Collection, including a cashmere blanket and a scented candle. In this way, I was introduced to the Bugatti lifestyle, and if you read this article, you can be too.