The Antidote to the Ultra Luxury SUV
If you’re driving your ultra-luxury SUV alongside another ultra-luxury SUV, all those bitches can see right into your truck. Buy a sedan.
Alabama and the Automakers
Mercedes-Benz, Honda, Toyota, and Hyundai have all built factories in Alabama. Given the recent signing of strongly anti-choice legislation there, how should these automakers respond? The answer thus far has been silence.
Another Failure
Six years ago, I took this Millennial New York kid on the greatest automotive tour of Los Angeles ever devised–picked up from the airport in a Rolls, blasting through the Malibu canyons in a Lamborghini, tracking a 911 with Patrick Long at Willow Springs, off-roading in a Raptor at Brian Deegan’s private mud pit, riding the 6th Street Bridge with legendary low-rider artist Mr. Cartoon, and more–to try to convince him that cars are cool. He still doesn’t have a driver’s license.
New Bentley Conti GT Review for Chintzy Bitches
My Road & Track magazine review of the new Bentley Continental GT is now available online, for all of you chintzy bitches.
Are We In Love With Our Baggage?
A 12 Hour, 1000-Mile Roadtrip in a 607hp $140,000 Station Wagon
A $140,000 U-Haul
Wherein a friend and I undertake a ridiculous, 24-hour, 1000-mile adventure in a six-figure hot-rod station wagon, attempting to answer the literal and philosophical question: Are we in love with our baggage?
The Flying Car Takes Off?
Transcending the dreaded “sofa-bed” paradox.
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Loch Ness Monster Vanquished
I flew to Scotland and drove $500,000 worth of Aston Martins around Loch Ness and through the Scottish highlands. Surprise result: I enjoyed this. My latest for Road & Track.
Rabid Rubber
What would you do if you owned an inhospitable, 7250-acre, rubbly, caliche-undergridded plot of west-central Texas, plagued by fire ants, tarantulas, Africanized bees, and rabid foxes? If you’re Goodyear, you’d flood it and test 12 foot tall truck tires.
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